So Roman (yes, that Roman; no, we have not crossed the line since the last major post about him; we have remained good, distant, friends) sends a text, and we end up with the following exchange:
Hey will u design a website for my friend he doesn't have any money to pay u but he is a nice guy he has a cock ring business you can get a free cock ring
He makes a wide variety of cock rings he has little ones for asians big ones for blacks and special ones for white dudes with little cocks to make them look bigger
So I ask, "Are you modeling it? Hahahahaha!!"
He has a model who is an asian midget u will need to photograph him
The guy wants to meet you he will bring the model
I can't help but reply, "Asian midget cock... I'll be hungry again in an hour!"
Will you do it for free
"Sure, but only because I get midget asian cock from someone you know!"
"So, what do you get out of it?"
it depends on how much u want the experience and exposure
"I have a feeling that I would be exposed to one hell of an experience! How do I pay you a commission if I do it for free?"
It doesn't have to be monetary and keep in mind the midget asian will have a cockring on
"So you want me to watch with an asian midget?"
No thanks
"Then I can watch you!"
Watch me what
"An the asian midget!"
Nononono
"Hehehehe"
U would actually like that wouldn't u
Wicked wicked
"Not really interested in watching gay asian midget porn. I can think of more entertaining endeavors!"
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Do I really need to say more...?
