Travel plans and goings on...

I leave Las Vegas a lot! Come out and have a conversation:

* Portland, OR - 03/17-03/21 - for KinkFest
* NYC, NY - 04/28-05/02 - for Charlie Watson's Epic Birthday
* Seattle, WA - 05/19-05/22 - for the Seattle Erotic Art Festival

* Palm Springs - 06/10-06/13 - for Desire Leather (TBD)
* Baltimore/Washington, DC - 06/22-06/27 for DO: Fusion (TBD)
* Black Rock City - 08/27-09/05 for Burning Man

Friday, May 18, 2007

P A R A L E G A L - Road trip text messages

Prominent
Attache
Responsible for
All
Lascivious
Entertainment for
Government
Administrators and
Lawmakers

The [Other] Paralegal - Wait, did you just call me a hooker?

Musing - If "paralegal" = hooker, then yes!

The [Other] Paralegal - 'Personal' and 'entertainment' in the same sentence. I had 2 ask. Sometimes in this job im not sure of the diff.

Musing - Ain't that the truth?

The [Other] - Paralegal P.S. I'm going 2 ask [Boss Man] if i can chg my title.

Musing - To hooker?

The [Other] Paralegal - U r so funny. I'm cancelling my trip [to see you].

Musing - Who will entertain me?!?

The [Other] Paralegal - Guess [Paralegal #3, who is planning on joining us] will have 2. She's a paralegal 2. She has more yrs of pleasing experience than me anyway.

Musing - No, No. No! Quality > Quantity

The [Other] Paralegal - Ur just tryin 2 butter me up. Well its 2 late!

Musing - If butter is involved, we have moved [into another conversation entirely]